Found While Packing:

Copied from a website years ago (it was something like: ihatemylife.com I think).

"This was all self-defense (12/16/99) - Joey, Utah, Age 29

My girlfriend got pissy with me and drove off while my arm was tangled in her seatbelt, and she dragged me for a quarter of a mile before she got pulled over by a police officer. Of course I get arrested, because I'm the one who has the gun, and I'm the one who is on PCP, and I'm the one who fires six rounds into the Chevy. This was all self defense, but I have shitty lawyer and he just laughs. Oh, and my girlfriend works on an air-force base and has a k-9 that she has sex with. I have videos. And when I get out of this fucking place, I'm going to sell them to her fucking parents."

...

"Shrapnel was invented by an Englishman of the same name. Don't you wish you could have something named after you?"

-Vonnegut

As well

"Some places were not so good but maybe we were not so good when we were in them."

-Hemingway

And

"It did not matter that we were too full of beer, too full of regrets and presentiments: We sat there like dry trees in the rain. The music washed over us, and it hurt, but it was good."

-M.F.K. Fisher

Again

"The past is an empty cafe terrace.

An airless dusk before thunder. A man running.

And no way now to know what happened then -

none at all - unless, of course, you improvise:"

-Boland

From the Fridge

"happiness is such hard work

harder everyday

and it can kill you,

but no one wants to be that tacky about it."

-Dismemberment Plan

Strawberries & Max

The birds ate the strawberries before we could. Max in heaven.